I’m Finished With Pharmacy School!!

I never thought this day would come but I made it. I just finished my last rotation, Substance Abuse Consult. The pts were, ummm, interesting. There are so many good stories . . .

Story 1
Preceptor: Do you know the date?
Patient: Philadelphia

Story 2
Rx Student: How much do you drink?
Patient: A drink a douche douche. (I’m pretty sure he meant a deuce deuce which is 22 oz of beer)

Story 3
Pt: I want to ask a question and want your honest opinion
Me: Ok
Pt: Do you think marijuana is bad for your health?
Me: . . .

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