Posts Tagged ‘horses’

My Problem with Girls

June 14, 2008

I’m single. I’ve been single for a long time. However, it’s not the fact that I can’t get girls. Females hit on me from time to time and if I responded, I would probably would be in a relationship. I think I’m fairly attractive, very athletic, intelligent, and I have a quirky personality. The reason why I don’t have a girlfriend right now is that I’M TOO DAMN PICKY!! I’m only attracted to supermodel type looking girls. Let me give you some examples of girls I find attractive and some that I find unattractive.

ATTRACTIVENESS (on a scale of 1-10) A one would be, “If she were the last female on earth and we had to continue the human race, I would still not do her.” A ten would be, “If I died, all the angels would look like her.”

Kristen Kruek (10)

Kristen Kreuk

Adriana Lima (10)

Adriana Lima

Sarah Jessica Parker (5 . . . maybe a 6). Can’t you see the resemblance? Be honest.

NeigghhhhI would actually rate this horse a 6.

I’m not trying to be mean to SJP. I’m just proving a point that I’m attracted to only really good-looking people. I can’t help it. That’s just the way I am.